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  1. name: B.Dewitt comment: the larger part of the article is about someone getting beaten though.
  2. Don Pinto egged by kids From the SAAN egg desk? ''Who did this?!'', shouted Don Pinto who just received an egg to his head. The ninth of June was yet another eventful day at Idlestack. A lot of violence and vehicle crashes kept the emergency services occupied. Our reporter found a man lying unconsciously on the street near stacks. Even though there were many people who saw the man, no one called the police about it. This is a classic case of the bystander effect. The man got treated and it turned out he was heavily beaten. The people who did it remain at large. Don Pinto from Action News Around Los Santos also arrived at the scene and started taking pictures. A group of kids looked at him and acted nervously. Then one of them suddenly pulled out a egg and tossed it at Don. The egg went just past our own reporter's head and hit Don's head. The people watching couldn't believe what happend, but most of them could agree on that it was hilarious. The motive of the kids is unknown. The most likely reason is that it was just a harmless prank. Want to read about the latest terrorist attack? click here! saan.news
  3. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: I was gone for two hours what the fuck happend.
  4. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: Finally the days of Antifa terror are numbered.
  5. Name: Destroyer 26 Comment: Press F to pay respects
  6. Antifa ruins everything From the SAAN news desk ''Die Fascist scum'', shouted an Antifa terrorist before he threw a bomb near pizza stack. The seventh of June has been a very eventful day. It first started with a homeless man getting into a fight with people at Pizza stack. Later that same Homeless got invited by Nicolas Howard to live in the newly roepend homeless center. Not long after that a kid got shot by a man wearing a blue bandana, when he was being treated by medics a biker started causing trouble at the scene and got arrested. The biker resisted for around half an hour and got tasered by the police and he cried because of that. This is the stuff that happens on a daily basis at Pizza stack. The fact that it is one of the most populair spots to hang is beyond me. What happend after that is what the people of Los Santos are getting more and more used to. source: liveleak Commissioners' hill was shaking on it's ground today as Antifa blew up the statue of Julius Ceasar on said hill. They stated that the government failed to accept their whining and that Julius is a Tyrant that doesn't belong in the garden of the people of Los Santos. Mere minutes ago a second attack happend at Pizza Stack. A man that looks like hobo suddenly shouted ''Die Fascist scum!'' and threw a bomb at a store across the famous pizza place. The people that where near the bomb jumped out of the way and ran, luckily they weren't hurt. The store is completely ruined and so were nearby parked cars. The commissioner was on scene and told our reporter that there will be statement on both attacks soon. While the commissioner was talking to people at the scene some nut-job thought it was funny to drive a quad closely to the people standing at the barricades. He accidentally rammed our newly elected leader and Mr. Howard received minor injuries. One of the terrorists have been arrested and is now in custody by the FBI. The people of Los Santos need to stand together against this useless violence. Stay safe everyone. Read more saan here! saan.news
  7. The election is over From the SAAN news desk ''After 36 hours of voting and citizens of Los Santos claiming their constitutional right, we're delighted to announce that Mr. Nicolas Howard from the SAPAP has won the elections.'', stated the Los Santos County Supervisor of Elections today in an announcement. The elections of the fifth of June finally concluded and the votes are counted. The winner is Mr. Howard with a margin not known to the public. The amount of votes have not been posted by the county supervisor. We asked a few people who they voted for and a large majority voted for Howard, so we recon that there won't be a recount. Some of the people we asked didn't even knew there was an election going on. One of them even stated that he was in shock after he saw that Jhon Man was not on the ballot and that he just walked away without voting at all. This election does mark the start of English named party rule over Los Santos again. We from SAAN want to congratulate Mr. Howard for his victory and we hope that he won't ruin Los Santos like other Mayors/Commissars almost did. The end of these silly banners Want more SAAN? Click here. saan.news
  8. Can somebody please think of the children?! From the SAAN News Desk ''Drugs are bad.'', said Jabs from Finesse Season to a kid he gave money to. yesterday on the fourth of June, the people that chill around Idlestack could enjoy free money provided by rapper Jabs. He gave his money to those in need, including but not limited to poor kids. When he was asked why he did it he said that he done some bad things in his past and wanted to get some good karma. The people were very grateful for the money and thanked him. He stated he doesn't need to be thanked, because giving back to the hood is what everyone should do who became rich. In other news. The elections have started today. For those that don't know you can vote at county hall and we suggest that you do it as fast as you can. You can vote for either Howard or Mosley. Kokskopf and Jhon Man are not candidates that you can vote for however. May the most beloved leader win. Want more SAAN? click here. saan.news
  9. Name: Destroyer 26 Comment: Are you having a stroke mate?
  10. Name: Destroyer 26 Comment: So more guns and a special curfew more spending on the PD when they already have 10 offices in Los Santos alone. Nein Danke.
  11. Pervert at Howard's give away From the SAAN news desk ''You fucking creep!!'', shouted a lady who had her ear licked by a stranger. Howard's event took place on the fourth of June, a day before the elections. He brought thousands of dollars worth of pizza, drinks and chicken and gave it away at Verona Mall. He stated that he did it so that the community of Los Santos could enjoy it together. People could ask him questions and shake his hand if they wanted too and take as much food as they wanted. A lot of people showed up just for the food and not necessarily for SAPAP's candidate Nicholas Howard. There were people that did ask questions however. An inhabitant of Montgomery asked what he thought about the people living outside of Los Santos. Nicolas Howard said he sees every inhabitant of the county as valuable as the next. Some considered it bribery, but Howard stated that he did it for the good of the people. Then one of the people that showed up suddenly licked the ear of the woman in front of him. She immediately gave him an elbow hit out of reflex. He then tried to tackle her but didn't hit her. Nicholas Howard stepped in front of the lady and shielded her. The man then threw a rusty shank at the woman but it bounced of her leather jacket. The police came in and the man ran away. It is truly sad that someone would come to an event about charity and start harassing people. Want more SAAN? saan.news
  12. *Bruce Dewitt enters the courtroom and sits at the plaintiff's desk*
  13. Name: Bruce Dewitt Comment: Either claim it is completely fake or take it down.
  14. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: I like where this is going. I'll certainly follow you.
  15. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: People do know that this is the same person that tried to kill everyone at pizza stack with a chainsaw right?
  16. It was just a prank From the SAAN news desk ''Chill!'', shouted the man that was being detained by the police. Just past midnight on the second of June there was a reported disturbing of peace near Idlestack. When our reporter arrived there was a group on quad bikes riding all over the place, ignoring traffic law and annoying a great deal of people. A police officer gave them several warnings to stop acting like kids and while a few of the did, some didn't. When they were being detained by the police, one of them fled and went around the block to return. He was cuffed and stated that it was just a joke. More police officers show up since Idlewood is a very dangerous neighborhood and not known to be pro cops. Two of the group left while the other three were causing more of an uproar. The officers grabbed their tasers in case someone were to ambush them. One of the group didn't listen to the orders of the officer and got tasered. A riot control car showed up in case of a riot but it didn't have to be used. The three men got fined 2500 dollars and had their license taken away and their quads impounded. We asked the locals what they thought about this and we got mixed opinions. Some said that it was a typical anti-black stance of the police and that if they were white they would have only gotten a warning. Others said that they were very annoyed by this group and were glad that the officers finally did something about it. While a local from Ganton said that he is disappointed that people like these give locals a bad name. We from SAAN believe that if drive recklessly you need to punished and that a riot control truck is a bit too much, even for Idlewood. Want more saan? click here! saan.news
  17. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: It will forever be the Fire Department in my heart.
  18. The iron lady From the SAAN news desk "Hang tight.'', said a state trooper to the victim while she was transported into the ambulance. Late at night on the thirtieth of May our reporter heard about a shooting that took place at Jefferson Motel. The victim of this incident was the same victim as the one in ''Police Conference about tragedy ends in more tragedy'' and ''Get outa my way!''. In ''Police Conference about tragedy ends in more tragedy'' she was the one that got ran over by a mad man in a car and in ''Get outa my way!'' she was the one that was in the back of an ambulance that got rammed were she got severe injuries. Even today she was about to walk the stairway to heaven if the Medics didn't save her. She and her friend were at Jefferson Motel when a man fired at them with an semi automatic weapon. She was hit multiple times and her friend got hit in his arm. While she was dying our reporter was informed of the event and together with her friends they searched for her. She was found at the parking lot of Jefferson Motel and the FD was at the scene in record time since it is almost next to the HQ. She had already lost quite a lot of blood and her surviving chances were slim. She was patched up and rushed to the hospital intensive care. One of her lungs had been punctured by a bullet. It truly was a miracle that she survived this attack. No shell casings were found on the spot. The victim is currently recovering and is out of life's danger. want more SAAN? Click here! saan.news
  19. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: The police in San Andreas keeps changing I don't even know what is going on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  20. Not even Angel Pine is safe from gangs From the SAAN news team ''I took what's mine.'', said the gang member that was being arrested for breaking in a garage. Yesterday on the twenty-ninth of May our reporter suddenly walked in on a police operation. Our reporter wanted to go to mount Chilliad to cycle when he spotted a police helicopter and two police vans going to a garage in Angel Pine. Locals came to look what was happening and a police officer secured the scene. Two other officers went inside. The officer explained that they got a call of a break in and that the culprit was caught red handed. The criminal, who was of latino descent, threw some kind of gang sign at our reported and said that he was taking what was his when we asked him why he did it. Nothing was stolen from the garage. One of the people at the scene told our reporter that break ins are becoming more common in Los Santos. He stated that three of his properties have been robbed and that even his car was breached. He also pointed out that the psychiatry office next to the golden shamrock had signs of a break in. When our reporter asked the police officer he said that there weren't more break ins than usual. He said that it was the first time in a while that they had to go to Angel Pine because of a break in. Could this man just be very unlucky that all his properties are being broken in to, or is there a plague of robbers in San Andreas? Don't forget to lock your house when you leave to work. Want more SAAN? saan.news
  21. Is parking dangerous? From the SAAN news desk ''Any signs of this fire?'', asked a police detective who couldn't find the fire. Late in the evening of the twenty-sixth of May, the FD got a call about a fire in Jefferson. The fire that produced more smoke than fire in the beginning was hard to locate. The source of the smoke was found and it turned out to be a car parked between two houses and behind a bush. The fire was put out before it could spread towards the houses, but left the car in the same state as all the other cars that have been engorged by flames before; completely ruined. The owner of the car was no where to be seen and the streets were relatively quiet. The cause of the fire is being investigated by the police, but we from SAAN think it was arson. The car was parked and the engine wasn't running and cars don't tend to produce fire when they don't do anything. Several cars have been burned down recently in and around Los Santos. Are these all isolated cases or is there a serial arsonist on the loose? Remember if you see a Ford Taurus SHO 2014 parked on the side of the road, do not burn it down. Keep your car in your garage everyone. Click here for more SAAN! saan.news
  22. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: You literally told me to do it or you would kill me. Make up your mind.
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