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  1. Anti-Capitalists in Palomino Creek From the SAAN News Desk ''DON'T FLAUNT YOUR WEALTH'', was the name of a publication by an unknown person that could be seen on several sites. Today on the ninth of August, two houses were completely vandalized in Palomino Creek. Both houses were completely covered with graffiti. The text on the sides of the house said that the rich should leave Palomino or else they will be killed. The person who wrote it made clear that he was anti-capitalist and that the rich weren't welcome in Palomino, even though Palomino is known for their above average income living area. One of the houses had 4 cars parked outside. These cars were almost entirely destroyed. The second house looked like it was the average house that wouldn't deserve to be vandalized. One of the text on that house said that it was justified, since the person owning the house had a super car. The second house had all of its grass removed for some reason. There were also dicks drawn on the houses. Cars demolished, windows cracked, walls painted over with various text, thrash all over the place. The police is currently investigating the cases of vandalism, but we here at SAAN have a few suspects in mind. First of all, since the texts are anti-capitalist, we can assume that the culprits are socialists. They could be members of Antifa that have made their return to San Andreas after a short absence. Another possibility is that the suspects are sympathetic to a terrorist who spread fear in Los Santos in April 2016. The terrorist was convinced that Los Santos was filled with greed and pride, prompting him to detonate explosives at the Idlewood Pizza Stack, killing five people in the process. The final possibility is that the locals of Palomino Creek are banding together to rid it of the rich. A similar case occurred several years ago in Angel Pine, when the locals enforced an "Anti Rice Law". They harassed and assaulted owners of modified vehicles, which is known as "rice" to some. A man was even murdered over his possession of a modified car. The ground is dug up and the house is sprayed with text telling the owner to move out. Want to read the last update? click here. saan.news
  2. The beach is my turf I will ck everyone who comes near it. Bethha Bloodz Marina Beach for life.
  3. *Bruce Dewitt enters the courtroom and takes a seat in the back.*
  4. name: B.Dewitt Comment: He would have charged in alone and safe the day, but he knows that if something would have happen his fans would be sad. So of course he tries to protect himself. #don'tslandermax
  5. The update to end all updates From the SAAN Project Desk I, Bruce Dewitt have returned from my two week vacation. Does that mean that I was just relaxing and taking a break? Much to my wife's annoyance I have not actually stopped working. I have been busy writing shows and I had numerous call meetings with the SAAN staff. The SAAN documentary is close to be finished as it has entered the last editing phase. You can expect it to be up next week. We also want to announce that shooting has began for a new SAAN original series called Myth Hunters. The first draft of the show was a ghost hunting series, but after writing the second episode I already got bored of it. So now the SAAN team will hunt myths. I have written the first five episodes and first episode will premiere soon. Expect an article about the whole PD situation at the moment since a lot is going on. We from SAAN want to send our condolences to the family members and friends of Hank Smith. It is a shame that he had to leave Earth in such a way. The first SAAN Briefcase has been hidden in the city. When you find it, you have to take a picture of youself and the briefcase at the place it is hidden. Then you send the photo to [email protected] ((Forum PM)). After that you will be invited to a place to get your reward. Most likely the SAAN HQ, not some back alley. Don't forgot to bring the briefcase. First reward is 10 grand so good luck hunting. An article about the hunt will be posted when the first one is found. Hint: It is at the place were a star would park. Don't fight each other over it though. You can ask any question down below and I will answer it. Want to read the last update? click here. saan.news
  6. Fire Chief position vacant From the SAAN news desk ''At this present time. I'd not like to comment on the internal's of the DPS and I respect their privacy.'' Said County Commissioner Howard when our reporter asked him what the meeting was about. On the seventeenth of July the County Commissioner met with the DPS staff for an at the time unknown reason. We asked a DPS member and he stated that the meeting was about the resignation of Fire Chief Freya Keller, who resigned due to personal reasons. This resignation left the DPS without a Fire Chief and is now in the hands of Battalion Chief Kevin Taylor. The government is looking for a new Fire Chief and people can apply as they like. The most likely candidate to become the next Chief is Kevin Taylor as he is the most veteran member in the DPS. He also has already taken the duties as a chief on him and is respected by his crew. Who the next chief will be is yet to be seen. The activity of the DPS has already increased and we hope that his will end the dark pages of the history of DPS Quick update on SAAN. The CEO, Bruce Dewitt is going on a vacation and Leonard Spreenen will take over his position for the time being. You are all relieved form my trash articles for at least two weeks. Enjoy. Want to read on what DPS has done lately? click here. saan.news
  7. Name: Destroyer 26 Comment: Understandable, have a great day.
  8. Name: Destroyer 26 Comment: Did SAN just promote hate speech once again. ISIS shout out flashback.
  9. name: B.Dewitt Comment: Better now?
  10. Coincidence or Arson? From the SAAN News Desk ''Burn baby burn!'', shouted world famous super star Max Brookes at the scene of the fire next to Idlestack. The seventeenth of July was one of the busiest days for the Department of Public Safety. The County Commissioner visited them and spoke with the command and other members present. What was actually discussed is being investigated by our investigation team. After this they rushed to the beach since one of the shacks were on fire. They extinguished the fire in mere minutes and could rest for the moment. A stove that was still on caused the fire in the shack. It is unclear if it was done on purpose by someone. Not long after this fire they got another call about a fire at Pizza Stack in Idlewood. The container next to the restaurant was lit on fire. The sound of sirens caused a commotion with the locals who all came to see if their favorite Pizza place was on fire. When they noticed that the place itself was fine they left as fast as they came. Right after the fire was put down they got another call about a container fire. This fire was just outside of the city in the trailer park near The toll Bridge. This fire had already spread to the trailer, but the Firefighters put the fire out before it could do any serious damage. We asked a firefighter about the fires and he said that he never fought this many fires after each other and that he thought it was quite odd. The fires are being investigated, however it is presumed that it was arson. Could this be the work of an serial arsonist or is it all just coincidence. The DPS seems to be getting back on its feet and will be operating like it used to before the incidents happened. Want to read about what people do with briefcases nowadays? click here. Saan.news
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  12. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: I like how there is enough content to make a reality show about DPS now. My favorite FD story by far is that Battalion Chief Nick Deimous once shot a guy in the chest, then left the scene. When the cops arrived they called the medics and he arrived to treat the person he shot earlier. It was very awkward.
  13. Briefcase Throne From the SAAN Throwback Friday desk ''One man's trash is another man's briefcase throne.'', said our reporter to himself when he saw the throne. Our reporter got an interesting call from a local artist who made a throne out of abandoned briefcases. When he arrived at the location he truly saw the most impressive throne made out of briefcases that he ever saw. The artist, Yuu Nagashima started building it out of boredom but quickly became passionate about it. When she was asked about where she got the briefcases she stated that she found them in front of Verona Mall, all alone and afraid. She took them in and gave them a warm home. In the last two months she collected fifty of them with the help of Bruce Dewitt. If you know or are the owner of one of these poor fellas please call 757539. Hey Bruce Dewitt here. If you are wondering if this is actual news than I have to disappoint you, unless you think that the amount of briefcases littered around Verona Mall is news worthy. We from SAAN are trying to spice it up a bit and introduce Throwback Friday. When we aren't busy on Friday we will reference old SAAN. Today it was the article made by Jay Knight who wrote a hit article about the briefcases littered around Idlewood Gas Station. The true veterans will remember that one. We are also currently working on a SAAN documentary so more on that in the future. Want to read actual news click here. saan.news
  14. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: Our highly efficient millennials have fixed the problem. Now everyone can read this article again.
  15. DPS falling apart From the SAAN News Desk ''You have until tonight to resign or the three of us are resigning'', was the ultimatum send to Fire Chief Keller by her assistants. The three assistant chiefs of the DPS resigned due to being unhappy about Keller's leadership. The comment section of the last SAAN article certainly showed that there is unhappiness about the current state of the DPS. People resigning left and right ,arguing with each other online and no solution to everyone's problems in sight. The assistant chiefs had enough of the lax leadership of Keller and demanded her to resign. They reported that Keller has pushed her work onto the assistants while doing almost nothing herself. She did nothing of the work that a Chief should do and used Fire Department documents about regulations and policies without even bothering to change the name from FD to DPS. She also intervened with the work of the assistants and she has overruled majority votes, showing that she is more like a dictator than a leader. They also stated that Keller doesn't have time to lead the department in the first place. A firefighter stated that he hasn't seen Keller for at least three days now. Keller didn't reply to the ultimatum and is now without any leadership in the department. The future of the DPS is now uncertain. The resignation email will speak for itself. Want to read about what happened before this click here! saan.news
  16. Name: B.Dewitt comment: That sure made me laugh. Keep up the work though.
  17. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: Why can't we all just get along.
  18. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: Please share with us the facts that the DPS didn't want to tell me.
  19. Internal battle in DPS finally over From the SAAN news desk ''As of June 20, 2018, I (Fire Chief Sebastian Wright) will officially step down as the leader of the Department of Public Safety.'', stated Sebastian Wright on the DPS site. The leadership in the Department of Public Safety has been questionable for a long time now. It really started to go down hill when the Fire Chief fired multiple members of his command staff for no good reason. The Emergency Services Oversight Committee looked into this and agreed that the terminations of the command staff was unjust. Wright lost faith in the committee and stepped down voluntarily and became a firefighter rank 4. He promoted the then Deputy Chief Steven Ramos to Chief without the approval of the committee. Ramos was demoted to Battalion Chief and Freya Keller got promoted to temporary Fire Chief. Wright deleted all department related documents and was fired and banned from the department by the Chief. This caused Ramos and Captain Hammond to resign. When Keller became the temporary Chief the first thing she did was getting the command staff back that was fired by Wright. She is busy rebuilding the department with new roles. There are now three Assistant Chiefs and they will each lead their own division. The divisions are Field Operations, Administration and EMS. A lot of new recruits have joined as well and the department is still hiring. Keller is acting under the supervision of the county government for a thirty day period, until they can vet out other applicants for the position. We from SAAN wish Keller and the DPS good luck. Want to read the latest article? Click here. saan.news
  20. County Commissioner shot From the SAAN News Team ''Isn't that the County Commissioner?'', asked a local when he saw the Commissioner being treated by medics. On the fourth of July the Commissioner attended the SAAN freedom barbecue before returning to the offices. When the commissioner was in Idlewood he suddenly collapsed. He was shot in his arm by a sniper and dragged to safety by a bystander. The PD and the medics arrived shorty after they got the call. He was taken to the hospital with police guarding him. He is out of life's danger and recovering. This isn't the first time that people in Idlewood get shot by a sniper. Yesterday a high ranked police officer was also shot and a few weeks back the coroners got shot at by a sniper as well. The police is investigating the shootings and we hope the perpetrator will be caught soon. People should realize by now that Idlewood is a dangerous place and that you shouldn't go there when you have no business there, especially at night. Want more SAAN? saan.news
  21. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: Understandable, have a great day.
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