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  1. Interview with county commissioner Nicholas Howard From the SAAN news desk For some time now the county government has been under fire by the public for questionable decisions. People are calling it fraud and urge the people involved to step down. There were rumors going around of Nicholas Howard resigning his position. Commissioner Howard has always been involved with the people of Los Santos in the form of public appearances and funding events. One of our reporter asked him for an interview and he happily accepted. Here below is the sound file of the interview. Want more SAAN? click here saan.news
  2. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: The briefcase has been found. A new one will be placed next week. Good luck hunting next week.
  3. Everyone that has a car that goes above 120 km/h is a ricer.
  4. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: This is by far the best show that has ever been made. Especially the acting of that reporter was superb.
  5. John Man ready to lead Los Santos From the SAAN news desk ''Just say oh john mans running again'', said John Man to our reporter when he was asked what he was doing at Pizza Stack. On the twelfth of October the people at Pizza stack got blessed by the second coming of John Man. He announced to the world that he will be running for County Commissioner in the next elections. He has assembled a great staff already. He has the help of Huw Edwards, CEO of the largest company of Los Santos. Huw Edwards will be in charge of funding his campaign as he is the owner of Dinoco. John's legal advisor is Scott Murphy the old Chief of Police. And he hired a local from Idlewood to be his personal Chef. The name of this person is not important. From right to left: Scott Murphy, Huw Edwards, John Man and local fat man John Man ran for commissioner in the last election, but his name wasn't on the ballot. He was disappointed about this but is convinced that with the support of the people and the money from Huw he will win the next election. We from SAAN are happy to see the return of one of Los Santos most influential people to the lives of the people of stacks. Hopefully he will be on the ballot this time. Want more SAAN? click here. saan.news
  6. John Harlend saves Los Santos From the SAAN news desk ''Your dads got lego hands.'', was the insult the victim used to set the whole ordeal off. On the eleventh of October our reporter spotted the famous Time Horder John Harlend at Pizza Stack with his Nephew. One of the people at stacks told Harlend's Nephew that he was a nerd. The man got so angry that he headbutted the Pizza stack goer. The stack goer fought back by punching his attacker. The attacks went back and forth while bystanders tried to stop the fighting. The stacks goer pulled out his pistol and aimed it at his attacker. John got out his pistol before his nephew could be shot and aimed it at the man. He didn't lower his weapon so John opened fire and called the police. The police arrived and investigated the scene. The stacks goer was rushed to the hospital and he miraculously survived. John Harlend's nephew got arrested for evasion from the police not long after. John Harlend was kind enough to make time in his busy schedule of saving the planet to show our reporter his retardis. We from SAAN can't wait for the next episode. Want more SAAN? click here. saan.news
  7. Briefcase 5 found a new home From the SAAN briefcase desk The fifth briefcase hasn't been found after almost a month of laying on top of the old Neptune in east LS. The briefcase has been moved to another location. This time Mister Stars from Stars Corporation has provided extra funds so that the prize money can increase from ten to twenty grand. Hopefully this spot isn't as hard as the last one. The same rules apply as always but this time you get more money from it. The hint is: Back home. Take a picture of you and the briefcase on the spot where you found it. Send it to [email protected] ((forum PM)). Get invited to the SAAN HQ to collect your 20 grand. Location of the old briefcase Extra sponsor for the briefcase hunt
  8. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: Correct.
  9. Free car giveaway From the SAAN car desk ''Mercedes-Benz is giving away a mystery AMG car at the DPS parking lot!'', was the advertisement that attracted people to come to parking lot next to the DPS HQ. On the seventh of October our reporter stumbled upon a car meet organised by Mercedes of San Andreas. They brought out their best cars and displayed them for all to see. They held a Mercedes quiz and the winner would get a Mercedes for free. More than the average crowd appeared to be interested and showed up for the Mercedes quiz. Our reporter didn't participate since he knows nothing about cars that aren't Ford Taures SHOs. After a few questions the winner emerged and got a Mercedes SL63 AMG sports car for free. The other participants were bummed out that they didn't get a free car and left once they were eliminated from the competition. The winner himself wanted his face blurred from the shot for unspecified reasons. Maybe next time Mercedes of San Andreas will host a barbecue. Want more SAAN? Click here. saan.news
  10. Suicide by cop From the SAAN news desk ''No priors from our side, no idea why he did it.'', told a police sergeant to our reporter when he was talking about the reason the suspect was killed. On the sixth of October an police officer ordered a motorcyclist to stop and park on the side of the road when the motorcyclist violated one of the traffic laws. The motorcyclist had other plans however. He raced away from the police officer and the officer called in back up to chase him. The cyclist was driving recklessly through the city with the police on his heels. He lost his grip in a corner on Pasadena Boulevard and fell off his motorcycle. Three units aimed their guns at the suspect and he complied to their orders. He then decided to get up from the ground and take a handgun from his waistline and fired on the officers. One of them got hit on his upper body, luckily saved by his vest. The other officers opened fire on the suspect killing him. The motive of the suspect why he opened fire on the officers is unknown. One of the officers thought that it might be a suicide by cop. Want more SAAN? click here saan.news
  11. Can't wait for the story where you pay me back my money.
  12. Killer clown in Los Santos From the SAAN news desk ''Yo, I'm gonna tell you to keep 2 meters from me, or we gonna have a serious problem'', Said a gun carrying civilian to the creepy clown when he tried to approach the civilian. On the thirtieth of September a very creepy clown was spotted around Pizza stack. He had eerie make-up on and razor sharp teeth. At first he sprayed people with silly string from the roof of a store across Pizza stack. One of the witnesses called the police to inform them of a suspected lunatic, but they didn't show up. After several warnings from one of the victims the clown kept spraying people. One of them pushed the clown against a car and the clown got punched in the face. The clown walked away sniffing. The clown returned and his appearance was now even more terrifying with blood all over his face due to his broken nose. The clown kept laughing and smiling at the person who punched him and he kept placing his hand on his waistline. When the clown was once again warned that if he got close he would be in a lot of trouble he left the scene. Shortly after he returned with a shovel. He presented it to a civilian and kept saying that it was a gift with an eerie tone. When the clown was told to drop the shovel and leave he laughed and said, '' You cant shoot me. Last person who tried to... well he ended up..''. A civilian said that if the clown would try to harm any of the people he will use his gun for defense. The clown left with his shovel. One of the bystanders tried to grab the shovel from the clown. The clown then swung his shovel at the man's head. The gun carrying civilian then shot the clown in the leg. The gun carrying civilian called the police again, this time they would arrive. The clown was treated by the medics and send to the hospital. The gun carrying civilian was detained and witness statements were collected. Both parties claimed self-defense since the clown implied he knew how to use a shovel and was clearly showing lunacy. So when he tried to attack a civilian he got shot. The clown stated that he was defending himself from a robber and didn't show an intend to kill. The witnesses didn't agree with each other on who was in the right and the police didn't have a clear answer at that moment. The gun carrying civilian was let go after he gave the police his contact information. This will probably not be the last time a ''killer clown'' shows up in Los Santos since it is getting close to Halloween. Hopefully no one will get hurt in the future. Want more SAAN? click here. saan.news
  13. Fire out of nowhere From the SAAN news desk ''Don't worry officer I'll keep you company.'', said our reporter to an police officer waiting for BoTS to arrive. On the twenty-ninth of September our reporter got alerted by a smoke cloud coming from outside the city. The smoke cloud was first to be thought to be coming from Flint County, but it turned out it was actually coming from Whetstone. The cause of the smoke cloud was a random car that was on fire next to the railroad. A firetruck hit our reporter's car presumably by accident when he wanted to reach the car fire. The hill was too steep for the truck so the firefighters parked the engine on top of the hill and went down with fire extinguishers. There was no one near the car and no owner was found. The fuel cap was missing from the car. The situation was a very odd one to say the least. One of the bystanders had a theory about the cause of the fire. He thought that it was a get away vehicle used by some criminal organisation and that they were destroying evidence. Firefighter Martinez thought that the car was perhaps used by someone making an off road joyride and then crashed. The owner would be too embarrassed to call the emergency services. There is no clear evidence for if it was arson or not so it will remain an mystery until an investigation yields definitive answers. Want more SAAN? click here! saan.news
  14. I used to live in Honda Lounge on Bruce. Those were the days.
  15. Panic at the pier From the SAAN news desk "I heard a ton of shots coming from the pier.'', told one of SAAN employees our reporter. On the twenty-third of September the police got a nine one one call about two suspicious looking, masked men who entered one of the buildings at the pier. The police rushed over to the pier and saw the two men exiting a building. When they were told to raise their hands they fired with an automatic weapons on the police officers. One of officers got badly injured. One of the officers went around and shot the gunmen from the back. An ambulance rushed to the scene to help the wounded. The officer and one of the gunmen survived with severe injuries while the other gunman died on the spot. What the reason was for these guys to be around here armed to the teeth is unknown. Some speculate that it was a weapon deal that was busted by the cops. Others say that it was an armed robbery and that they expected heavy police resistance. The police is investigating the true intentions of the duo. Whatever they were up to, it was no good to say the least. Want more SAAN? saan.news
  16. All you had to do was lock the damn door Croozer.
  17. The Hobo Thief's demise From the SAAN news desk ''Humans appear to exhibit violent tendencies when in the presence of pizza'', said an observer. On the twentieth of September the police got a call about an armed person at Idlestack. He reportedly started aiming a gun at people near the restaurant. The Detective Bureau and the State Troopers responded to the call. A detective and a trooper went to the scene and detained the suspect and his friend. They both got searched and the suspect's friend got let go, since he had no unregistered firearms with him. The suspect ran in to the Pizza stack when the Trooper wasn't paying attention. The trooper foolishly ran after the suspect into the building. The suspect got into the bathroom and waited for the trooper to enter. She got shot once she entered the bathroom. A Detective went after her and shot the suspect while he got shot at as well. Normally the SWAT is called when an armed suspect is inside a building. The ambulance arrived and tried to rescue the Trooper and the suspect, but they were both already dead. The suspect turned out to be the Hobo Thief from earlier today. We from SAAN send our condolences to the Trooper's family. Want to read about the Hobo Thief? click here. saan.news
  18. The Hobo Thief From the SAAN news desk ''Stop right there criminal scum. You violated the law.'' shouted a civilian trying to stop the Hobo Thief. On the twentieth of September a most heinous crime was committed. A young male snatched five hundred dollars from everyone's favorite hobos' donation crate. One of the homeless sprinted after the thief until he lost sight of him. When the homeless man told our reporter what happened he spotted the thief again. The homeless man rushed after the thief but fell immediately. The thief got away with the five hundred dollar that was destined for the homeless. All hope was lost for the homeless as they went back to their market stall next to pizza stack. The thief returned to the scene of the crime for some reason and the homeless chased after him. The thief ran on the highway and was then stopped by civilians. He gave in and gave the five hundred dollars back to the homeless person. The hobo was furious for what the thief did and wanted more. The thief threatened him for wanting more money. The hobo took the five hundred dollars and went on with his day. The thief claimed he felt no remorse for what he did. If you have some spare change then do head over to Idlestack and give it to those in need. Want more SAAN? click here. saan.news
  19. Name: B.Dewitt Comment: The Briefcase has yet to be found so here is another tip.
  20. ESEX is strictly forbidden in this faction. Now this is a rule I can get behind. Good luck, can't wait to report on you lads.
  21. Ganton is on fire, again From the SAAN news desk ''We showed everyone who came in respect. Like why the fuck?'', said a worker from Crown Clothing when he saw the store on fire. On the Seventeenth of September the people that chilled at Pizza Stack suddenly had something to do. Two firetrucks drove by with sirens on and rushed towards Ganton. The firefighters were responding to a call that one of the stores was on fire. They helped the employees that ran out the store and started extinguishing the fire. Due to the highly flammable material inside the store it was too late. The other buildings only had minor fire damage but Crown Clothing's store was completely burned down. The police investigated the scene and asked the survivors and bystanders if they saw anything. According to witness statements, a hooded male ran in the store and threw a Molotov cocktail before running away. The suspect also had a helmet on as well. The people that work at the store stated that they have no idea who would do such a thing. According to them everyone got treated with respect and they did nothing to anger people, certainly not to a degree where someone would raze the building to the ground. The area is known for gang disputes and arson is one of the methods people use to show dominance. If you got information about the helmet wearing hooded man you can inform the police about it. Want more SAAN? click here saan.news
  22. Username: B.Dewitt Comment: Another hint for you lads. Stairs.
  23. (( Can an admin tell me if this is voided or not. I am confused now.))
  24. Reckless driver turns into Swiss Cheese From the SAAN news desk ''PD shot at least 20 rounds... all I heard was krakakaka.'', said a witness when he was asked about what happened. On the fourteenth of September a BoTS driver got harassed by a reckless driver who wanted him to repair his car. When the BoTS driver informed him that he wasn't a mechanic the reckless driver got angry. He sped off and then returned to almost crash into the BoTS employee. He then drove up a slope and tumbled down, flipping over twice. The employee called the DPS and PD and they arrived to treat and arrest the driver. The driver only had minor injuries, but when a state trooper informed him that he was going to be arrested he faked a broken leg. While the medic was getting his stretcher, the driver got back into his car and tried to drive off. The police shot at his tires and he crashed soon after. He got out of his car and ran away when he got mowed down when he failed to comply. The police fired a large amount of bullets at the driver instantly killing him. One of the officers checked for pulse just in case. Why the man risked his life to get out of a driving on the wrong lane ticket is a mystery. At least there is one reckless driver less in the world. Want more SAAN? Click here! saan.news
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