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bartman last won the day on August 23 2018

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    being thanked for my service just right

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  1. bartman

    Robocops vs Robocriminals

    gr8 write up m8 unfortunately the target audience doesn't have the attention span to read the whole thing
  2. ** Ethan Wilson enters the room in a suit and tie, with a small SEMC pin on his tie. He seats himself in the courtroom. **
  3. bartman

    Remembering the life of Max Brookes.

    name: todd comment: F
  4. @ResidentPeach thought i was lying smh
  5. fuckers made my slav squat anim available to the normies
  6. bartman

    Random Inspection Checkpoints

    San Andreas State Police Troop B All, This is to provide notice to the public that the San Andreas State Police will be, at random, conducting randomized inspection checkpoints at the I-25 and Red/Bone County toll plazas today, 10-21-2018. Such inspections will include checks on individuals license status, intoxication, and vehicle inspection. Sincerely, Gregory Reid. Sergeant
  7. "The defendant is summarily sentenced to time served in that case" (( @doo2doo2 @Norm @Zebulon))
  8. bartman

    The meaning of "Ricer."

    no one cares ricers
  9. The subpoena is approved. (( @Wright @Godverdomme ))
  10. ** Justice Prower enters the room, seating himself upon the bench ** With all subpoenas issued and relevant documents obtained, are all parties ready to proceed? (( @Wright @Godverdomme @EvilScotsman ))
  11. name: Chad Comment: > Massive 10 car garage > "Residential Property"
  12. bartman

    [Items] - Colt .45 replacement

    can we make it so you aren't shooting it like Skee-Lo in a music video first
  13. "Did the defendant leave this act in place at the time of his resignation? If so, your honor, the Plaintiff believes he is still responsible." (( @EvilScotsman @DylanW ))
  14. "Plaintiff is present your honor."
  15. SUPERIOR COURT OF SAN ANDREAS Civil Petition Court of San Andreas, District of Los Santos LaQuisha Des Moines Versus Nicholas Howard Subpart 1. Accusation. In the matter of this civil petition, LaQuisha Des Moines on the Tenth of October, 2018 , accuses Nicholas Howard of: Violation of Fortification of Land And Buildings Ordinance of 2017 Subpart 2. Demands. The plaintiff, LaQuisha Des Moines demands the following: Immediate injunction against the practice of refusing to enforce the above ordinance A written apology to the people of Los Santos for twisting the words of the ordinance for political benefit. Subpart 3. Narrative. Today, 10/6/2018, the CPQL published a notice of their intent to refuse to enforce the Land and Buildings Ordinance of 2017 via exempting every building in the county in one fowl swoop, However, it is my professional opinion that the language of the ordinance prevents this. The only way Mr. Howard could legally refuse to enforce this ordinance is by writing down each and every building in the county as a exempted property. The keyword as referenced below is "explicit" - A broad declaration county-wide is not explicit to each individual building requiring exemption. Subpart 4. Evidence. Exhibit 1. Exhibit 2. Subpart 6. Ancillary Information. Defendant Legal Representation: LaQuisha Des Moines, Esq. Plaintiff Legal Representation: UNK Contact Information: Presiding Judge: X Subpart 7. Declaration. I, LaQuisha Des Moines, affirm that the foregoing is accurate and true to the best of my knowledge and belief. (( @DylanW @ThatGuy @CuckusMaximus @EvilScotsman @DrJoseEviI ))

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