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  1. District 3 Special Election Office of The County Commissioner June 15th, 2019  Greetings, fellow citizens! Due to loss of Councilor Sims, District 3 is now vacant. I am declaring a special election for District 3, If you wish to be a candidate, you must meet the following requirements: Must be at-least 21 years of age on the date of being sworn into Office. Must reside in the District they are running within. Must not have a felonious criminal record. Districts 3 is AVAILABLE! Be advised, Districts 1, 2 and 4 are TAKEN! Accepted candidates shall be announced officially on June 21st 2019, with the Election taking place on the weekend, from June 22nd to June 23rd, with the winner being announced shortly after on the following Monday. To stand as a Candidate within this election, please send your Platform to the Office of the County Commissioner ((Forum PM @DrJoseEviI & @ThatGuy)) for authorization to be listed as an Official Candidate within the Press Release on the 21st and to have your name added to the ballot. Further information regarding the process of voting will be announced alongside the announcement which includes the candidates. Regards, Klaus Wunnenberg, County Commissioner.
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  4.  The Heroes, The Killer, The Disaster, The Restoration and The Future Office of The County Commissioner June 11th, 2019 Fellow citizens, we have survived yet another colossal flood. Daryl Martin, the Lead Geologist of the Earthquake Data Center was right with his report. When we were first informed about the disaster ahead, I immediately contacted the Council of Supervisors, Los Santos Police Department and Fire Department about the situation. They were all in agreement that it what were about to face was a serious hazard to our community and we needed immediate action. I am grateful for their support and hope that this will be the last time we experience such a disaster. I received an approved budget to procure emergency supplies for the public, such as rations, water, emergency equipment, shelters, and more. I erected a temporary hospital and precinct for police and medical services as well, which proved to be useful during the flooding. In preparation for the storm, I had a resolution passed by the Council for emergency powers during the flood. The only measure I acted upon was to protect citizens from looters and violence. During the flood, I banned private civilian camps due to the various reports of looting, armed robbers and other crimes that occurred. I enforced the evacuation of these private camps via the LSFD and LSPD, which I thank them very much for. Many citizens helped with the evacuation as well, I had witnessed first hand citizens being brought in by helicopter and trucks, and that has made me very proud, to know that our fellow citizens are doing their part to help out. I am grateful for all the support we have received from the public and community. The Public Works, lead by their new Commissioner, Nick Gordan has already began making efforts to help clean up the streets of debris, which is spectacular. We will continue to work on restoration issues until the County can get back on track. This is was a great display to show everyone that even the ordinary citizen can do something for greater good of their community. During the flood, many men and women within the ranks of the Fire Department, Police Department and National Guard partook in evacuation efforts, and I am thankful for all that they have done. We are very lucky, that we suffered very little causalities in the past few days. It was a very hard time for us, but we are grateful to God, who has blessed our fair County, for he has given us strength and support during a time we needed it the most. We hope that everyone who has lost a relative or loved to this tragedy the very best, and we want you to know that we will continue to pray for your safety. On the subject of death, a life was not taken by the storm, but by myself. I am sure that you are all aware of the assassination attempt against myself, perpetrated by O'Wan Golden, marking it as the fourth attempt against my life so far. During the early onset of the flood, I had rallied the Commissioner of Defense, Security Sentinels and Billy McBob of the Fire Department to deliver a care package of rations to a encampment located at North Rock. The plan was to drop in, deliver the rations and offer evacuation back to Commissioner Hill, all went well until our pilot informed us we would not have enough fuel for the return trip. The trip would cost us 25% fuel, of which we were only 29% capacity. I called in for a fuel resupply, and as we were waiting, former Captain O'Wan Golden had appeared from the camp. Golden shouted derogatory terms at myself and my security, screeching at me to "get out", telling me that we were unwelcome there. I found O'Wan's attitude to be very ungrateful, considering I had gone out of my way to deliver supplies for all the people there, so I confronted him about it. After a heated exchange, I returned to wait at the helicopter with my security. O'Wan shortly returned with a handgun and opened fire towards me, missing and hitting the helicopter. A female was injured in the firefight by O'Wan when he attempted to shoot me. Me and my Sentinels sprung into action and returned fire, having survived these kind of attempts in the past, I charged O'Wan head first with great confidence, throwing myself in harms way to protect the female, and killing O'Wan with my own handgun. A emergency evacuation was called for myself, the LSPD came quickly and returned me to Commissioner Hill, where I was treated by Sophia Sage, of the Los Santos Fire Department. If it were not for the speedy response of the LSPD and Miss Sage's medical expertise, I would have perished as a result of my wounds. Despite me suffering from these wounds, I still ventured out with citizens to check on the welfare of others, and witness rescuers. I even went to the extent of appearing on live television an hour or so after being shot to address what had happened. Moving on, I would like to announce that within the upcoming weeks, I will be working with the Council and Finance Commissioner to institute a new loan system, benefits and criminal insurance. The loan system is planned to be 0% interest rate, the only requirement to obtain such loan will be having collateral to pay it off if you are unable to. We believe in a fair loan system for all citizens. Benefits will extend to the homeless, elderly and medically disabled, to help cover their monthly bills. Criminal Insurance will be offered to all citizens across the county, this insurance type will fully cover you from any damage that is a result of criminals, against the property, such as vandalism, arson or total destruction. Special District Elections will be announced within the next week or so, to fill the vacancy left by the passing of Andy Sims, for District 3. I would like to issue several awards to the following individuals for their efforts during the flood. Los Santos County Bronze Star Award Sophia Sage - For saving the life of the County Commissioner while he suffered from potentially fatal injuries. Los Santos County Distinguished Service Award Andrei Mednikov - Demonstrating great leadership skills when being tasked with maintaining peace and order, effectively policing Commissioner Hill. Thomas Wallace - Evacuating the County Commissioner as he was injured. Heinrich Eichmann - For protecting the life of the County Commissioner during an assassination attempt. Gunter Muller - For protecting the life of the County Commissioner during an assassination attempt. Los Santos County Good Samaritan Award Hugh White - Assisting with the evacuation of citizens Wyatt Henderson - Assisting with the evacuation of citizens Nikolai Georgiev - Donating vast amounts of ration supplies, assisting with evacuation. Klaus Wunnenberg, County Commissioner.
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  6. Username: Klaus Wunnenberg Comment: I’m glad to see the public has well received the return of LSIA. Perhaps I’ll take the time to obtain my pilots license.
  7. I’ll be starting a farming company soon boys.
  8.  The Passing of Andy Sims Office of The County Commissioner June 4nd, 2019 My fellow citizens, I am experiencing the utmost powerful sensation of dolefulness, please excuse the lack of content in this impromptu press release. I regret to inform you that Councilman of District 3, Andy Sims has been found dead. Mister Sims was a long standing member of the Council, an entrepreneur, and a veteran in our great nation's military. Our condolences go out to Andy's family, and we understand the grief you must be experiencing. The death of Andy Sims is a suspected murder, though we lack details surrounding the case. A memorial for Andy Sims will be erected in District 3, post-flooding. A special election for District 3 will be hosted as well, post-flooding. Klaus Wunnenberg, County Commissioner.
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