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Name: Discodingo Comment: shuddup you poopoohead

name:QuinC Comment: If your camera would be as good as your moderators, maybe we could actually have some proper pictures not this pixel mess!

 Homeless Shelter - Grand Opening Office of The County Commissioner October 14th, 2019     Greetings, fellow citizens! A while back we announced the public bidding for the homeless shelter contract. After speaking with a few representatives from various companies, Jetsam LLC's 'Paleto Construction Company' took the contract.     This homeless shelter is of the utmost highest quality, for our destitute citizens. Staffed by government security forces, supplied with fresh food and our latest food innovation 'Wonder-Meat', a canned meat and vegetable meal produced by the County Government and other amenities. All homeless citizens are welcomed to stay here. Due to security reasons, security will have to check you and your luggage for drugs or weapons ((please abide by this, you won't be able to smuggle weapons or drugs in as security will search your bags and pat you down)). Our homeless shelter will also eventually be providing rehabilitation and job seeking services. Below are a few pictures of the shelter, including a picture of one of the high-end dorms.       Nicklaus Wuttemberg, County Commissioner.    

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